"People will stab you in your back and then ask why you’re bleeding." (via le-vide)
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why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
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Anonymous said: My girl wants me to make her scream in bed. Any tips?
pull a gun on her